February 2012
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militarydad:
shake YA ASS
but watch YA SELF
shake YA ASS
show me WAHTCHAWERKINWIT
kelsium:
Virginia’s proposed legislation is what happens when men spend their entire lives thinking a vagina is just a hole attached to a mysterious baby-making machine and set of breasts. No, really. They “didn’t know” it would be invasive because they didn’t know that a person with a brain lives in there.
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joshishollywood:
I feel like there’s a correlation between the sentiment behind the phrase “people are way too sensitive these days” and the fact that all too often it is uttered by the absolute worst kind of person
boy: what's your name so i can look you up on facebook?
girl: Jasmine AlwaysSwaggin'NoMattaWat Jones
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micswagger:
on a scale from Jay Park to Dok2, how much swag do you think you have?
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Anonymous asked: Hi. :) how are you?
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
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cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or...
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Can we just fucking legalize weed so people stop...
sanityscraps:
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